“Hey, baby, have you s - sssswoah, holy shit.”
“They’re temporary,” Stephen growls.
Tony hopes to fucking God that they are. Stephen Strange is standing in his kitchen, with honest-to-God wings and horns and a tail. Huge, leathery bat wings, massive curled horns sprouting out of the sides of his head, and a goddamn lizard tail flipping out on the floor.
“Do you have control over that thing, or are you - ?”
“I’m pissed off,” Stephen snarls, and his tail whips loudly against the floor, sending Tony back a few paces. “This wasn’t supposed to - I was careless, and I slipped up, and now I look like this.”
“Well… I mean, it’s like you said. They’re temporary.”
Stephen glowers at Tony, and Tony swears he can see fangs curling just underneath Stephen’s lovely top lip. “But I have to look like this until they fade. And you are going to keep looking at me like that.”
“…Like what?”
“Like I’m going to eat you.”
Tony pauses, reading the room. Yeah, he can go for a little humor. Might diffuse some of the insane tension happening right now. “…are you?”
“Get out.”
“This is my apart - “
“Get. Out.”
Tony doesn’t need to be told twice.
He takes a little walk around the block, buys some flowers to make up for the poorly timed joke, has a chat with the lady that lives on the corner, gets himself a cup of coffee, and then makes his way back upstairs.
Stephen-with-wings-horns-and-a-tail has moved himself to the sofa, and is pouting like the world is ending and he’s gotta get all the pouting done before the sky caves in. Tony hesitantly approaches, roses outstretched.
“Truce?”
Stephen turns to examine the roses, and Tony holds his breath as he waits for the fire - he is a dragon, right? - to come shooting out of his lover’s scowl. Instead, a shaking hand reaches for the bouquet, and it gets planted under Stephen’s nose.
“Thank you,” the sorcerer says gruffly. “They smell wonderful.”
Tony takes that as progress, and gives Stephen his space.
It takes some getting used to. But a week into horns and wings and tail, Tony doesn’t mind it much anymore. The wings are kinda cool - Stephen lets him get up close and personal, study the bone structure and where they generate power from. The tail is less cool - Tony trips and faceplants over that thing during 2 AM trips to the bathroom more than twice, and then demands Stephen starts tucking it in. The horns are a plus, too - great handlebars for bedroom activities.
Stephen is less pleased. It was a mistake in inter-dimensional travel, he explains. There’s a whole dimension of dragon-people, and he’d gotten spliced - he’d made to come back to this dimension, someone got too close, and here he was. Every day, he spent hours slowly untangling their interwoven souls, trying to get the dragon-person out of his body and back to their dimension.
It takes time. And it’s agonizing.
Tony is there whenever the pain gets to be too great, or the exhaustion settles too deep in Stephen’s bones. He’s there to rub his wings, gentle him into bed with kisses and soft words of praise and acceptance, bring him soup when solid food gets to be too much for his body to handle. He makes tea, he sings songs, he does whatever he can to bring Stephen comfort.
Then, finally, one day, the wings and horns and tail are gone.
Tony gets up to go to the bathroom at 2:37 AM, and he doesn’t eat the hardwood floor this time. He realizes it as he’s peeing - no tail!
“Steph,” he grumbles, voice rough with sleep. “Steph, baby, wake up.”
“If you don’t fucking let me sleep, Stark - “
“Honey, I love you so much I’m not even gonna get mad about that one, just sit up and look - “
Stephen does. He finds himself lighter. He tries to stretch his wings - no can do. No tail to speak of. Hornless.
Back to normal.
There’s a sudden scratching at the closet door, followed by a weak voice speaking some garbled language.
“Shit,” Stephen hisses, then garbles back.
“What’s that, then?” Tony asks.
“The dragon,” Stephen answers, going to free the poor creature from its trap of Versace and Armani and McQueen.
There’s a brief kerfuffle as Stephen explains to the confused beast what’s happened. Tony sits back with cup of coffee and watches, sipping every now and again when his grip on reality gets too damn weak. He watches Stephen portal off and then reappear, thankfully still sans dragon accoutrements.
“Everything - kosher, then?” Tony asks, extending an arm.
Stephen gladly takes shelter in it, resting his head atop Tony’s. “Yes. Everyone’s settled at home, safe and sound. And clearly I’m whole again.”
“Yeah,” Tony breathes, kissing Stephen’s neck gently. “I’m glad you’re back, babe. Although you know I love you no matter what you look like.”
Stephen snorts. “You say that now…”
“Baby, I ate your ass when you came home covered in purple boogers that smelled like Bath and Body Works. Your ass, Stephen. I put my whole tongue - “
“Yes,” Stephen cuts off, flushing a rather appealing shade of pink, “I recall.”
“Good,” Tony huffs, tugging Stephen back to bed. “I was proud of that performance.”
They get settled into bed again, adjusting limbs until their wound together, just as tightly as Stephen and his former dragon soulmate had been. Tony checks the time - nearly 4 AM. Great.
“Close those pretty eyes, baby,” he murmurs to Stephen. “You’ve still got a good three hours of sleep left.”
Stephen hums, nuzzling against Tony’s chest. “Mmkay. Thanks, Tones.”
“No problem, hon.”
Silence.
“…not gonna lie, I am gonna miss the leverage I got with those horns - “
“Get out.”
“But this is my be - “
“Get. Out.”